found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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