yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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