i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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