I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
No I am not eating basil off your cock
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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