I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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