Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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