Will you blow on my dice?
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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