That's intense
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
