I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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