Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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