So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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