I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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