try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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