you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I understand Curling. That high.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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