Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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