Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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