He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
