Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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