4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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