She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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