wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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