If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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