big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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