It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You pole danced in your parka.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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