Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
