i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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