its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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