There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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