And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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