we have pet lesbian snakes
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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