I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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