Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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