umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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