so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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