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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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