I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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