Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
