I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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