me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
zippers are such a cool invention
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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