jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
