She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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