If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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