is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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