Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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