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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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