if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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