I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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