I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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