So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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