I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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