I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do plants get herpes?
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