Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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