Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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