Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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