are you still at the devil's house?
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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